Season
1 |
| Buffy:
Who are you?
Angel: Let's just say...I'm a friend.
Buffy: Yeah, well, maybe I don't want
a friend.
Angel: I didn't say I was yours.
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| Giles:
But that's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth! There's
a veritable cornucopia of, of fiends and devils and, and
ghouls to engage. Pardon me for finding the glass half full.
|
Giles:
Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate?
Buffy: Uh-huh.
Giles: And, there's been a noticeable change
in both clothing and demeanor?
Buffy: Yes.
Giles: And, well, otherwise all his spare
time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.
Buffy: It's bad, isn't it.
Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into
a sixteen-year-old boy. Course, you'll have to kill him.
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| Buffy:
Besides, I can just tell something's wrong. My spider sense
is tingling. |
Xander:
You were looking at my neck.
Angel: What?
Xander: You were checking out my neck!
I saw that!
Angel: No, I wasn't!
Xander: Just keep your distance, pal.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck!
Xander: I told you to eat before we left.
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Season
2 |
Xander:
Yo! G-man! What's up?
Giles: Nice to see you. And don't ever
call me that. |
Cordelia:
Buffy. You're really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year,
aren't you?
Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous?
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| Willow:
This shouldn't take long. I'm probably the only girl in
school who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favorite
place. |
| Spike:
I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed
off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin'
my hand move. |
| Xander:
Private Harris reporting for... Buffy! Lady of Buffdom,
Duchess of Buffonia, I am in awe! I completely renounce
spandex! |
Giles:
Um, a medical transport is delivering the monthly supply
of blood to the hospital.
Buffy: Mm. Vampire Meals-On-Wheels |
Cordelia:
Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum
makes me wanna have sex. |
Buffy:
Sorry to say, Xand, slaying is a tad more perilous than
dating.
Xander: Well, you're obviously not dating
Cordelia. |
Giles:
Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?
Cordelia: Tact is just not saying true
stuff. I'll pass. |
Giles:
Xander?
Xander: Can you walk?
Giles: You're not real.
Xander: Sure, I'm real.
Giles: It's a trick. They get inside my
head, make me see things I want.
Xander: Then why would they make you see
me?
Giles: You're right. Let's go. |
Season
3 |
Buffy:
I'd like to find Willow and Xander.
Joyce: Will you be slaying?
Buffy: Only if they give me lip. |
| Mr.
Trick:
Ladies, gentlemen, spiny-headed looking creatures, welcome
to SlayerFest '98! |
Cordelia:
Rip out my innards, play with my eyeballs, boil my brain
and eat it for brunch? Listen up, needle-brain. Buffy and
I have taken out four of your cronies, not to mention your
girlfriend.
Lyle: WIFE!
Cordelia: Whatever. The point is, I haven't
even broken a sweat. See, in the end, Buffy's just the runner-up.
*I'm* the Queen. You get me mad, what do you think I'm gonna
do to you? |
| Snyder:
Whoa, Summers! You drive like a spaz! |
Cordelia:
What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover
again?
Buffy: It was an accident!
Xander: What, you just tripped and fell
on his lips? |
Buffy:
How are you?
Faith: 5 by 5.
Buffy: I'll interpret that as good. |
Buffy:
What is this?
Willow: A doodle. I do doodle. You too.
You do doodle, too. |
Wesley:
My. She is cheeky, isn't she?
Faith: Uh, first word: jail; second word:
bait. |
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